De vuelta por aca!!! uno de los cómics que mas veces he leído es el magnífico "Wanted" de Mark Millar. Título irreverentísimo, cínico, violento y brillante, como solo al buen Millar le salen.
Como en todas sus obras, encontramos frases estupendas y divertidísimas. Aquí les dejo mis favoritas del libro:
My name is Wesley Gibson and my dad walked out on my mom when I was 18 weeks old... Did he look into my baby-blues and realize that he'd just fathered one of the most insignificant assholes of the 21st century?
Mother fucker! Can't a man even aspire to an orgasm without getting shot at these days? LOL
Now get in the fucking car while I still got this "little miss patiente" smile on my faces, asshole!
Only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are, bitch.
Fuck you too, old man
If I was chocolate, I swear I'd eat myself right now
Yes, Wesley, that's exactly what you think is is... my own little "Fuck you" to the world
It's hard to believe that just three monts ago I was as ordinary and pathetic as you. But look at me now, people: blowing holes in men of steel and sutting the throats of dark-night detectives, for god's sake
Boys, I want you to kill these motherfuckers
-What about the kid? -Leave him, with any luck he'll spend the next 18 years training himself to avenge these idiots and give me something interesting to fight when i'm an old man
Iam John Wayne in "True Grit". Iam Charles Bronson in "Death Wish". Iam Clint Eastwood in all five Dirty Harry flicks and all the best spaghetti westerns. Iam Jean-Claude Van Damme, Iam Sly Stallone. Iam Bruce Lee in "Enter the Dragon" and Chuck Norris in "The way of the Dragon". Iam Lee Marvin. Iam Sean Connery. Iam Arnold Goddam-Schwarzenegger... AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE FUCKED
Y para terminar: el brillantísimo final de esta obra maestra. El estupendo monólogo de Wesley. Se leerá contundente hoy y en cien años:
Why should you give a shit how my life works?
you're killing yourself working 20-hour days, getting fat on cheap take out food, and your girlfriend is almost certainly fucking other guys
Just because you've got a plasma screen and a big dvd colection doesn't mean you're a free man, motherfucker, you're just a well-paid slave like all the other cattle out there
even this comic as just a 15-minute respite from how hard we're working you
you used to think the world was always like this, didn't you? the wars, the famine, the terrorism and the rigged elections.
But now you know better right?now you know what heppened to the superheroes and you know the funny thing? you know what makes me laugh now I'm on the other side?
You're just going to close this book and buy something else to fill that big, empty void we've created in your live
This is my face while I'm fucking you in the ass.
